WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???
libraryoftheancients: riker-wears-a-skant: pedicatio: nothingbutthedreams: dorkery: FÜNF I love you. Oh my god. I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
how to prepare for exams: cry
how to prepare for life: cry
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
goddeer: WHY DO PEOPLE APOLOGISE FOR TAKING SELFIES ?????? WHY DO WE FEEL LIKE WE SHOULDN’T????????? NO. NO YOU TAKE ALL THE SELFIES. TAKE SELFIES I WANT TO SEE UR BEAUTIFUL FACE
tokomon: youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy = menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high...– George S. Patton Jr. (Army General)
OMFG my little brother is in a creative writing...
maddylouboo: “I just write stuff about nature because I don’t know what to say. For example, ‘the pine trees tower over the industry of man.’ Haha see, I just made that up. And then I turn it into a thing about how everyone can relate to that, because it’s nature and poetry. Like, ‘the capitalistic nature of the humvee.’ Anyways I’m gonna go poop now.” WHY IS MY BROTHER SO FLAWLESS OMG
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Omg I’m over £700 now :D http://www.justgiving.com/SophieMitchell1253 Reached £715.50 and still got more to collect! Thank you so much everyone :) (if you’ve donated by text could you let me know so I can say thanks - cos I can’t see who it is!)
Transgender woman arrested for wearing sheer top,... →
levitybetty: daggerpen: Ashley Del Valle is a transgender woman from New York who was arrested in Georgia for indecent exposure after she allegedly showed her breasts, but then was housed in an all-male jail. I just. You arrest her because her top is too sheer and shows her nipples, something that is only a crime for women. And then you jail her as a man. Fucking fuck. …Fail.
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):
daftpostpunk: post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it no more selfies allowed blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted heroin will be legalized george bush will become president again stock market will crash korea will blow the US up world war 3
pintsizedslasherr: So I’ve just accidentally put some apple juice in my mams coffee instead of milk. I covered it up by adding more milk and gave it to her to see if she’d notice. Oops.
I don’t understand essays. You’re telling a professor what they already know and...– Jon Richardson (via funkyfroglet)
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Hi everyone if you haven’t donated yet you still can via my JustGiving page :) http://www.justgiving.com/SophieMitchell1253 Or by texting HEAD94 followed by amount to 70070 or you can give me it in person if you’d prefer! Thank you so much to everyone for your donations :) I’m nearly at £700 which is way over my target and it’s amazing! So happy but I’d love to raise...